Yogi Berra is once again on my mind. When I turn the calendar to the February page, I think about the impending return of the professional baseball season. Pitchers and catchers report in February.
I guess I could also get excited about Valentines day and President’s day too. Groundhog’s day, Marti Gras and Lent, not so much. Anyway, February is a busy month.
But it’s baseball that’s on my mind. The hot stove league is winding down. The ballfields are empty and there are no games to watch. So I think about baseball folklore. Casey at the Bat. The Natural. Field of Dreams. 42.
But most notably, I think about Yogi Berra and all the great quotes that Yogi Berra gave us. Here are some favorites to help you start thinking about a new season of baseball.
- It ain’t over till it’s over.
- It’s deja vu all over again.
- I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.
- Never answer an anonymous letter.
- We made too many wrong mistakes.
- You can observe a lot by watching.
- The future ain’t what it used to be.
- If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
- It gets late early out here.
- If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.
- Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
- Pair up in threes.
- Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.
- Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.
- All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
- A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
- Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
- He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
- I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
- I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won 25 games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five.
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Joe DiMaggio and Yogi Berra in 1955. - I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
- I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
- I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
- In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
- I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
- I never said most of the things I said.
- It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
- I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
- I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.
- So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
- Take it with a grin of salt.
- (On the 1973 Mets) We were overwhelming underdogs.
- The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
- You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
- When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Thank you, Yogi Berra. and hello baseball 2024.